August 2012
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“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice...”
– Rev. Pat Robertson
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iphone420:
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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henrycavilll:
blog warning: the olympics are coming.
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Someone buy these for me. They're only $18.50. I... →
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Best Charlene Kaye lyrics thus far:
“It’s okay to love hard as long as you’re loving you first, babe/Cuz you can’t trust nobody else to be your friend these days.”
-“Woman Up”
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“The easiest way to tell if you’re happy or not, is during the nights before you...”
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I feel like the very hungry caterpillar.
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tyrannia:
if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i start having an emotional breakdown
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romanorgasm:
i think we all have at least one fictional character who’s death we’ll never recover from
Walking into McDonalds with more than $5
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most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
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Listening to “Dark Sad Lonely Knight” with Sheila, imagining that we’d sing to Christian Bale if we ever saw him.
Niiiice.
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I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like...
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Friend: At the end of the day...
Me: YOU'RE ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY FOR THE LIFE OF THE POOR. IT'S A STRUGGLE, IT'S A WAR AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANYONE'S GIVING. ONE MORE DAY STANDING ABOUT, WHAT IS IT FOR? ONE DAY LESS TO BE LIVING. AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU'RE ANOTHER DAY COLDER, AND THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK DOESN'T KEEP OUT THE CHILL AND THE RIGHTEOUS HURRY PAST, THEY DON'T HEAR THE LITTLE ONES CRYING, AND THE WINTER IS COMING ON FAST, READY TO KILL. ONE DAY NEARER TO DYING! AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE'S ANOTHER DAY DAWNING, AND THE SUN IN THE MORNING IS WAITING TO RISE. LIKE THE WAVES CRASH ON THE SAND, LIKE A STORM THAT'LL BREAK ANY SECOND. THERE'S A HUNGER WAITING IN THE LAND. THERE'S A RECKONING STILL TO BE RECKONED. THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO PAY. AT THE END OF THE DAY.
Friend: ....
